My first real merch line ✨

A preview just for you newsletter subscribers!

My true OGs will remember a time, during the pandemic, when I shipped out a verrrrrrrry small quantity of Wordslut sweatshirts, tote bags, and Cultish tops… all of which I just ordered directly from a nice lady on Etsy, who I actually think might’ve been Mormon and slightly scandalized by my designs.

ANYWAY, that was a tiny ragtag operation—the three ducks in a trench coat of merch lines. 

But now I’m all grown up (allegedly) and am partnering with a REAL merch company to offer a collection of t-shirts, posters, and stickers, exclusively at the three live podcast variety shows I’m doing this April in Brooklyn, Boston, and Philly! Below are some sketches of the designs. Would love to know what you think!